Top 10 Annoying Things

1. Traffic tailgaters
2. Someone kicking the back of my seat (in theaters and airplanes)
3. When English-speakers say "'heighth' and width." The phrase is "height and width." There is no such word as "heighth."
4. Folks who don't know geography.
5. Folks who can't spell words they use in everyday language like, "Please" and "Lose."
6. People in an auditorium class who TURN ALL THE WAY AROUND to look at whomever just walked through the door. Mind your own freaking business.
7. Pebbles in my shoe.
8. Southwest Airlines passengers who line up in the "A" line way before the plane's even at the gate.
9. Catcalls. No, not the traditional wolf whistle... rather, the more personal, "Hey girl..." or "How you doin', baby?" I am not interested in your penis, Strange-Man-in-the-Street.
10. People who clap at the end of the movie at the local cineplex. Like the creators are there to appreciate the single pair of hands applauding?